smallpox:

instead of taking birth control you can have sex at night bc the sperm are asleep + you won’t get pregnant

nogoodturkey:

i just want to remind everyone that there was an episode of jimmy neutron where carl got butt pregnant

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(Source: sunflora-seeds)

Be broke as hell, stop being able to afford gas, become hobos, die in the streets

(Source: legitlina)

thedailymeme:

Girlfriend Meme

thedailymeme:

Girlfriend Meme

best-of-funny:

potato-tots:

missingeharmony:

potato-tots:

potato-tots:

what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?

a pastatute

how many people unfollowed you because of this

20

X

(Source: alienapproval)

(Source: xovz)

typical-erinn:

classylesbian:

rabioheab:

why do babies and old people have distinct smells but no other age group does

teenagers smell like depression and hormones

smells like teen spirit 

forever-skyhigh:

This has to be one of my favorite urban dictionary posts

forever-skyhigh:

This has to be one of my favorite urban dictionary posts

(Source: elementnumber46)

nbaoffseason:

PHIL JACKSON THE GOD